About
My name is Jon. Half my life I spend working in a conservative office and the other half living in an uptight society.
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Why Are You Looking At Me?
Why is it after a night of crazy perverted self-love, the type of masturbation that goes way beyond typical stroking, does it seem like everyone at work is staring at me as if they know what I did last night?
Hard at Work
It wasn’t easy concentrating at work, today, while TWO half naked studs were working on the landscaping right outside my office window! I came home hornier than ever!!
I love the feeling of getting naked in front of someone for the first time.
- I love the feeling of watching someone get naked in front of me for the first time.
Lube & Touchscreen Phones Don’t Work Well Together.
Sex Vid in 3D
I bought the new HTC EVO 3D smartphone this past weekend. The phone can take 3D photos and videos and then play back on the phone in 3D without wearing those silly colored glasses. It’s pretty cool!
Well, last night I visited a friend of mine who is just as much a kinky geek as I am! He was impressed with the phone and when I said it shoots 3D video he immediately said, we should make a 3D sex vid! Well, who am I to argue, so we got naked and made ourselves an awesome little video.
It’s a shame no one is going to see it but me. ;)
New Respect at Happy Hour
- While at happy hour last night after work, a co-worker had a little too much to drink and he showed a few of us a "cock-shot" of himself on his cell phone. Let's just say this...I have a new found respect for this co-worker and I'll never be able to look at him the same again! I never would have guessed he was hiding such a big cock! WOW!